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strawberry clock rpg 2 strawberry clock rpg 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love you, Orange Clock.

That was the best game I've ever played. It reminded me of one particularly intense LSD trip.
Elaboration follows.
Graphics (10): The flashing lights made it very surreal and difficult to focus on. The money in the secret level revealed by the sacred B was amazingly realistic.
Style (10): Defiance of 'art' is the highest art. You, sir, are an excellent assasin of taste.
Sound (10): When combined with the light, it creates a sort of sensory overload that suits the disorderly nature of the main character, our Portal's King.
Violence (10): The epic battle with Hello Kitty had me on the edge of my seat, though I admittedly missed it the first time. The lights and sound could also be seen as 'violent'.
Interactivity (10): Not only do you actually get to play as Strawberry Clock, but the perceptual barrage provokes the sort of insane genius I would expect to possess as the creator of B.
Humor (10): "IT SUXD SO HARD IT WUZ FUNNY!!11!!el!ev2n!! LOL!!??!11"
Overall (10): Whether or not you know it, you make a great contribution to Operation Mindfuck. Good fucking show. Keep beating the hell out of Greyface.

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